January 2012
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
I feel bad for Evan's girlfriend.
Her: Hey, how was your photo shoot?
Evan: Fine, grabbed a boob, some chick licked my face. The usual.
