August 2012
I hate it when my parents tell other relatives my...
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Phil-isms.
Alex: What's Jagermeister?
Phil: You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don't wake up in a castle --- you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
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Watch Prison Break they said, it will be fun they...
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People keep telling me that eventually, the "right...
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what i accomplished this summer:
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
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I’m just like:
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people everywhere: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
Me: I want to lose weight
Me: I want to be thin
Me: I want to be skinny
Me: *sees Mcdonalds*
Me: yolo
“You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that.”
– Life
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Me three months ago: I'm gonna get in shape this summer so I'll look good in the fall.
Me now: MOM WHERE ARE THE COOKIES.
